"I can't sleep."

"I should check on Lady Tsunade and see how she is doing."

"Didn't he kill you?"

Sighs. "Just forget him, okay?"

"What you need is a good massage, sir."

"Good morning everyone."

Shizune walked into Hokage's office and found her master drinking. "Lady Tsunade! It's way too early for you to start drinking!"

Shizune took away her sake cup and bottle. "It's not evening yet! You're drunk lady Tsunade! And you still have a load of paperwork to do!"

"Not on my watch!"

"No, you didn't! There are still lots of papers left!"

"That's because you're always drinking and gambling!" Out of frustration, Shizune grabbed the tokkuri and chugged down the whole bottle of sake. Glup Glup Glup! "Ahhh!" She sighs as she places the bottle down.

She's up and ready to work.

"Ewww."

She has a sharp kunai. "Say bye to Nut November cause I'm going to emasculate you!"

"Stop doing that!"

"Stand still, dirt bag!" She's gonna make him suffer.

"I haven't seen you around the village."

"I hope lady Tsunade isn't slacking off in her office."