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joni

@jonimacaroni

I’m practicing a lot on how to be an adult. I’m gonna be great at it. shortly. 🦖👩‍🎤🦄😂🌠💄💯🎆. #killinit #isimplycannot

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calendar_today05-05-2010 04:55:20

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Sometimes i go to bed wondering if I will wake up as a character in Witcher. I wonder what kind of special powers i would have and what color my bustier and cape would be.

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Stop saying "we can't afford that." We have trillions of dollars. We can afford whatever the hell we want. Our leaders are just more comfortable saying "we can't afford that" than "we don't want to help non-rich people."

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You want to know how petty a Cancer can be? As a professional adult woman i use “thru” ALL the time. EVERY time I type this I remember the elementary teacher who took points off my spelling quiz because i didn’t spell it “through” correctly and i think “ha can’t stop me now!”

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To the wedding party that has the nerve to put a “no parking” sign up on the street so that the people who LIVE here can’t park all day... i want you to know it was a real challenge to repress my inner 12 year old butthead and not park there on purpose. You’re welcome 😂😂😂

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👏 @crookedmedia 👏 is 👏 in 👏 1st👏place👏 I voted and they need YOU to vote too: wbby.co/pod-pol #Webbys

Dena Takruri (@dena) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As Palestine fades from the headlines in the next days, remember this: When Palestinians resist occupation violently, they are punished by Israel. When Palestinians resist occupation nonviolently like through Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions, they are punished by Israel.

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My 6-year-old, working on a bead design: “Do you want to help me?” My 8-year-old: “Yes. Do you want me to follow your directions, or give ideas?” My proposition: All academic collaborations would be improved by having this *exact* conversation

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periodically i remember that Beloved is one of the books most frequently targeted for trigger warning/content bans in classrooms and become furious at the way white people, particularly while women, weaponize trauma to preserve white supremacy

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if you hurt a Scorpio placement and they didn’t get revenge just know they are turning the pain you caused them into power