CJ

Baja Blast and a fuckton of Chinese food

Used car salesmen hearing you say you voted for Trump 3x

Untuck the fucking blanket costanza

that little smile he made when he said he loves playing with dylan….. i’m gonna start a rumorrrrrrr

Ordered Chinese food for myself and got 3 fortune cookies

Ordered Chinese food for just myself and the guy making the bag was like “ok maybe 3 people?” and put 3 fortune cookies in the bag

I have never seen a specific day prediction out of at least 1,000 fortune cookies

Jonesy from Waco Tx here How is the Polish community handling the coaching change?

I’ve been in high approval with the lesbian community for most of my life but today at Home Depot I got the nastiest stare down from a couple while they were walking in from the exit door

I sure love watching me some Matt Festa. #Guardsball

Matt Festering Hemorrhoid

Top 5 all time fast food item

Anyone from Ohio State