LEGALIZE COCAINE & MACHINE GUNS

Meet the new President of Venezuela.

I'd sell me left nut to smoke a cigarette with the Rat from Ratatouille

The Pentagon should have to pass an audit.

BREAKING: Trump wants to spend $600 BILLION more on the military. NOTE: It would only cost: - $35 Billion to fund the ACA subsidies - $10 Billion to House EVERY homeless American - $30 Billion to fund USAID - $9 Billion to fund 2-years of college for all But I guess our DEBT

Remove Federal Income Tax first. If there's money left over, feel free to increase the military budget. In that order.

these are some of the shortest days of the year, which can be really hard on your mental health :( here’s a tip to make it easier: have your first drink right as the sun sets at 5pm continue drinking heavily long into the night repeat daily this strategy distracts the body’s

A government that forces you to account to them for the way you spend YOUR money, but refuses to be accountable to you for how they spend YOUR money should be immediately replaced.

If you like Somali daycares you're gonna love defense contractors.

With nearly $40 trillion dollars in government forced debt, or slavery, Americans can barely make ends meet, are buried in debt of all kinds, and can’t financially get ahead. I really don’t care about foreign countries. Of course I care about people and wish them well, but I’m

One of the strongest arguments for teaching classic literature is simply this: If students are never asked to inhabit minds from other times and cultures, they will confuse their own narrow historical moment with universal truth. The canon is an antidote to chronological

No thank you. Let’s pass on that.

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

When you are reading a truly great book, it immediately becomes apparent how bland, how linguistically vulgar, broken and bankrupt all political and, more widely, public speech is; how predictable and formulaic the language of newspapers has become; how clichéd most thinking

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How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

Paper money was never supposed to be the money. It was a receipt. You deposited gold at a bank. The bank gave you a note that said: "The bearer of this note may redeem it for X amount of gold." That's all a dollar was. A claim ticket. The paper had no value. The gold in the

Thomas Massie Massie is the last great American in the government The people trying to smear him are pedos themselves or protectors of pedos. It's time for a purge We can do this the easy way (courts) Or the hard way (Batman) If the government won't dispense justice then the people will have

It's kinda suspicious that a group of billionaires are spending 10s of millions of dollars trying to unseat a single Republican Congressman from Kentucky who just happens to be the person getting the names of the powerful people involved in a sex trafficking ring released.

added Hillary Duff to the Drive-By Shooting Playlist