"There are two types of politics. One fuelled by fear, and one by hope."

Quite evident that every one of the men in that stage have one thing in common. They all know that if they let Nicola Sturgeon answer the question, she will make them all look like muppets. #stvdebate

‘Do you want Jeremy Corbyn in number 10 with Nicola Sturgeon pulling the strings?’ Glad you asked Jackson Carlaw. Yes, I would very much like this outcome... #stvdebate

Thank you Lucy Spraggan for spending 25 hours with me this year on Spotify as well as all the time at gigs all over the planet You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

Biggest disappointment of this election so far is that only one man on the planet knows if the light in the fridge stays on when you close the door... but he is a known pathological liar.... maybe we will never know the truth.... #STVElection

Hello and welcome to #andrewcon Andrew Bowie rocking the mic as always #hisacon2020

If you’re arrested for protesting in Chicago, Indianapolis or Louisville, my law firm will represent you pro-bono.

I’ve waited 15 years for this moment, ♛Rey Mysterio❔ cheering on his son in his WWE debut! Hard to decide which way I want it to end. Big Seth Rollins fan but also a huge mysterio fan... #summerslam

Durham Students: *make racist comments, Gestapo jokes, and joke about sexual assault* Durham University : we condemn this Actual intellectuals: Why not like, prevent things rather than do damage control So Durham SU what is being done to prevent similar things happening again?

#ThisTweet didn’t age well and it’s only been four days.... Does this appreciation for students extend to those with racist, sexist, elitist or fascist views? What about those who think r*pe is a joke?

Now is the time for action and to support those with mental health issues. More funding, more focus, less stigma. Mental health doesn’t discriminate and can hurt anyone! #StudentsTweetPolitics #MentalHealthAwareness #mentalhealthmovement

Ex sabbatical officers 2 years after leaving the SU and working in the charity/public sector.

Me: I'd like to buy a single item as a gift for my mom's birthday, please. Store: He's playing it cool, but I bet he means he wants us to email him every day for the rest of his life.

This is too damn funny!!! Steff Todd causing huge laughs!! Highly recommend! Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now! coming soon!! Excitement! #HisaPresents

Thank you SO much to everyone that attended our comedy evening, #HISAPresents, tonight as we kicked off our virtual #Freshers!! 🎉 We hope you loved Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now! Travis Jay Steff Todd and @RayBadran as much as we did!! What an amazing start to the weekend!! 🙌🌟 #TeamHISA

@RayBadran still makes me rethink pockets 😂😂 is it a pocket of a pocket or the inception of pockets? 🤔🤔 #HISApresents

dunno if anyone else has been having this problem, but if your school zoom calls are predetermining your name &it's ur deadname, you can click the link, don't open zoom when it prompts you, then edit the url where it say "uname=" to say "uname=your+name" &reload the page

Hope that FCSA are ready for Your Students' Association to show them who is the smarter institution! Trying to choose a team name for #HISAvsFCSAQuiz with the beast himself Mark Labbett I’m thinking “give me a high ‘r’ love” to keep in tune with covid affecting freshers... #Freshers2020