Jonathan (@jonathanisaspy) 's Twitter Profile
Jonathan

@jonathanisaspy

I am not a spy.

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C3 (@c_3c_3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Time in Federal Governmentโ€ฆ Alexander Hamilton: 5 years George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Bernie Sanders: 35 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years It explains everything. Founders vs Grifters

Matty (@tailgatesa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My hottest sports take is that if your stadium was funded by tax payers your games should be on free, network TV. Yes, I'm annoyed that I have to buy 3 streaming services and cable to watch the Spurs playoff games.

Dean Turner (@deanttraining) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Calorie filled drinks are at least 50% of the reason the average US Female is 170 lbs at only 5โ€™ 4โ€ Itโ€™s a massive problem

Calorie filled drinks are at least 50% of the reason the average US Female is 170 lbs at only 5โ€™ 4โ€

Itโ€™s a massive problem
Brittany Hughes (@realbritthughes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This sounds cool. But wait. 400 diapers will last a family with a newborn approximately five weeks. The program will cost the state approx. $12.4 million this year alone. That money will be funneled through a company called Baby2Baby, which will then provide their branded

MAZE (@mazemoore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here's Bernie Sanders six years ago claiming that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change. We would all still be alive today if we had just passed his $30 trillion Green New Deal. ๐Ÿ˜‚

AttackingTucans (@liltall_liltall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My Adobe subscription has a $270 cancellation fee to exit my contract I started in college in 2013. Iโ€™ve paid Adobe over $8000 and donโ€™t own anything, and if I want to leave theyโ€™ll charge me a heinous fee that is hidden in the fine print, using dark pattern business.

Rothmus ๐Ÿด (@rothmus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

History is fanfiction now. You can just rewrite it. George Washington read Marx in the trenches and the Founding Fathers were a non-binary punk band called The Trans-Continental Congress selling hand-thrown pottery on Etsy.

Andrew Follett (@andrewcfollett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is Robert Morris, the richest man in America in 1776. He literally bankrupted himself usinf his vast personal fortunate, shipping fleet, and fiscal acumen to pay for the American Revolution. AOC is stupid.

This is Robert Morris, the richest man in America in 1776.

He literally bankrupted himself usinf his vast personal fortunate, shipping fleet, and fiscal acumen to pay for the American Revolution.

AOC is stupid.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tesla AI Vision deploys airbags before impact, which greatly reduces risk of injury or death. This comes for free on all new cars.