As a former teacher who taught for 20 years and now homeschools his kids, I can tell you right now: Parents, you are qualified to teach your children.

🚨 Global debt just hit a record $353 trillion. Who do we owe money to???

none of the billionaires i have ever known had one of their employees holding an umbrella for them

Time in Federal Government… Alexander Hamilton: 5 years George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Bernie Sanders: 35 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years It explains everything. Founders vs Grifters

My hottest sports take is that if your stadium was funded by tax payers your games should be on free, network TV. Yes, I'm annoyed that I have to buy 3 streaming services and cable to watch the Spurs playoff games.

Calorie filled drinks are at least 50% of the reason the average US Female is 170 lbs at only 5’ 4” It’s a massive problem

I get charged by the banks to withdraw cash.

“Her husband with her” vs “Her husband with his fish”

This sounds cool. But wait. 400 diapers will last a family with a newborn approximately five weeks. The program will cost the state approx. $12.4 million this year alone. That money will be funneled through a company called Baby2Baby, which will then provide their branded

The UN deleted this tweet. So 89% were men???

Tusken Raiders in Tuscany, my acrylic painting

Here's Bernie Sanders six years ago claiming that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change. We would all still be alive today if we had just passed his $30 trillion Green New Deal. 😂

Someone hasn't been to a public school recently.

My Adobe subscription has a $270 cancellation fee to exit my contract I started in college in 2013. I’ve paid Adobe over $8000 and don’t own anything, and if I want to leave they’ll charge me a heinous fee that is hidden in the fine print, using dark pattern business.

History is fanfiction now. You can just rewrite it. George Washington read Marx in the trenches and the Founding Fathers were a non-binary punk band called The Trans-Continental Congress selling hand-thrown pottery on Etsy.

Shrinkflation is a thing. If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them. We're here for you, bestie.

This is Robert Morris, the richest man in America in 1776. He literally bankrupted himself usinf his vast personal fortunate, shipping fleet, and fiscal acumen to pay for the American Revolution. AOC is stupid.

Tesla AI Vision deploys airbags before impact, which greatly reduces risk of injury or death. This comes for free on all new cars.

Look at this hypocrite! He says one thing then another!