My first tweet #winner #u5alive

Great day with Jonathan Brownhill rolling out 2nd touch to our 3 U5 @DriveVauxhall sites...Really looking forward to building relationships and maximising opportunities for all involved 🏆 #allthingsreplacement #U5alive

At the ABP Club #NightofKnights. Well done to all the winners! Thanks to #f1elvis for a great talk!

Shame it didnt eat her.

We are such a bunch of stupid fucks

It’s everywhere

From Spain: "I’m watching Sky & seeing Brits by the seaside and in parks. If you have any influence on yr show please send out a warning. It's insane. Our beaches & parks are sealed off & guarded by military. Spain UK curves are comparable. Average Brit needs to wake up. Now.

Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.

Accept what you can’t change. Focus on what is in your control.