I'm protesting the state of professional Magic by refusing to play in #MTGChamp. Please read and share. reddit.com/r/magicTCG/com…

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus 2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

The Bulls coaching situation is awful. The players aren't behind him, and even worse, he's trying to win games.

Wat

We're gonna need to shut the internet off for a few hours tonight for when LeBron passes MJ on the all-time scoring list in a loss and then posts about it on Instagram

Nice!

ladies, if he: -ghosts you -tweets too much -holds a press conference where he tells the world he loves you but couldn’t break up face to face because he cares too much he’s not your man. he’s NBA legend Magic Johnson.

Never change Florida.

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck? Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!! Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

New Orleans has won 21 more regular season games than the Knicks since 2000 (643 to 622) despite not having existed until the 2002-2003 season

It's confirmed! Tomorrow I'm previewing a new Mythic Planeswalker from Modern Horizons on the Select side of Starcitygames.com at 11AM EST. I'll send 1 random person who retweets this 4x copies (signed by request) chosen at 1PM EST 5/24/19. Must be following to win. #MTGMH1

Everyone strap in, it looks like a Kyle Lowry game

PSA: this upcoming week is Shark Week on Hulu. That is all.

I can't believe I've spent so many years scrolling aimlessly #MyTwitterAnniversary

LeBron to Adam Silver: “Don’t worry, I’m about to end this China mess.”

Draymond Green with no Curry, no Durant and no Klay x.com/VideosCryptic/…

Less than an hour after the repealing of Roe V. Wade Nancy Pelosi uses it to ask for more donations. (2022)

Should Elon choose me for the next CEO of Twitter?

I'm just putting this out there so the algorithm will know: I will never vote for Nikki Haley. You can stop trying to make it a thing.

Love is sharing a password.