Recent shocking moment was realizing for the first time that the Big Dipper is a side view of a normal-looking ladle thing, and not an overhead view of a shitty-looking rectangular ladle.

"Fav memory - the polar vortex that cancelled classes for 2 days our sophomore year" –Utsav Lathia, CS #UMichEngin21 #GoBlue

New year, new me

"Whoever said incest is best knew what they were talking about" - Jonah

Could've been taking a physics quiz with Andy ift.tt/2qfypMX

I'm not a huge fan of Wods myself, but this seems a bit extreme

Don't trip

Did I spend 2 weeks coming up with a creative caption and not think of anything? Yes. Yes I did. See you all tomorrow

🚨 ROSTER ADDITION 🚨 We welcome Rico Ozuna-Harrison to the 〽️🏀 roster! Detroit native played at Cass Tech. He will wear No. 14. We will have better 📸 soon! UPDATED 〽️🏀 ROSTER 👇 myumi.ch//aZ1Wm #GoBlue 〽️🏀

It was so nice to bool in Midland again. Also, aj rafael I love you ift.tt/2BTYKKr