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Jamie Raskin shows Kash Patel videos of all the podcasts he's been on for the last several years, where he repeatedly claims Epstein's black book is under the direct control of the FBI Director. This is the cover-up you get when you put a podcaster in charge.

Dave Portnoy getting fired for old jokes = bad, cancel culture getting fired for new jokes = good, consequence culture shut the fuck up

Donald Trump Jr. yes, calling out your dad and his authoritarian stooges for being fascists.

“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”

Thoughts and prayers for Donald J Trump

Anybody still pretending Israel did this in self defense is a lying hack and a genocidal sociopath. Nobody is stupid enough to actually believe that.

JOE ROGAN IS A SNACK-SIZED PODCASTER WHO CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (OBSESSED! "CRUSH?" NO THANK YOU!) BUT IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON AND LET HIS AUDIENCE HEAR THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE DOZY DON HE OFTEN “CHICKENS OUT”. I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE GUY AND WISH THE MINI HOST

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real. Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger. Staged event

OMFG .... 😂😂😂😂 Gavin Newsom trolling the Pedo-in-Chief Krasnov Donald J. Trump is EPIC, and funny as hell!! 👇😂👇😂👇😂👇😂

If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

Conor Bradley 😤

WHAT A VIOLENT PIGGY.

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.

I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING, TARIFF BOY!" --GCN & DJT

Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!