Watching the sex scenes is the closest I've been to sex in a while. #SadJon

@BoisterousYori pft you mean goodnight.

@BaseBornBadass Har! *claps you on the shoulder* I remember what it was like at your age! A walking hardon, aye?

@BoisterousYori I guess that depends on where you're sending your ravens from.

@BoisterousYori Sounds... exciting.

@BoisterousYori Why might that be, Yori?

@BoisterousYori *Chuckles* that is something you may miss out on sometimes.

Woah boy, another night of being pretty and awesome and having great hair. At least I got through it alive. #thestruggleisreal

SILENTLY WE WANDER, INTO THIS VOID OF CONSEQUENCE, MY SHAME WILL ALWAYS HAUNT HER, SHE WILL BE, MY GUIDING LIGHT~~ ... <3 Kamelot

Game of Thrones is perhaps the worlds most elaborate porno.

Lost a follower? FINE, I DIDN'T LOVE YOU ANYWAYS.

In a few days this account will probably pass my writer's account in followers wtf i'm funny as shit.

Like 4 different Ygritte accounts following me. She wants the D.

#LannisterProblems Robb Stark, motherfuckers.

My feed isn't filled with porn. This is a historic first, SOMEONE MARK THIS DAY IN AEMON'S BOOKS.

Tyrion Lannister #LannisterProblems

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WITCH CHICK CURSED DAENERYS WHAT IS GOING ON.

I just realized I haven't been on this account in like 9 years omg but I found this and wat youtube.com/watch?feature=…