.nick wright addresses Aaron Rodgers' comments on Jimmy Kimmel:

There is no more meaningless distinction in sports than being named to the Pro Bowl.

Long winded manager of a southern upscale market: Foghorn T. Erewhon.

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C. J Stroud's mom praying for him like God took Houston and the points.

It is an outrage that neither Margot Robbie nor Greta Gerwig was named to the baseball Hall of Fame yesterday. Fight the patriarchy!

If you insist on backing into a parking space, fuck you and your entire family.

I would watch Dan Soder do an entire standup special as Woke Rodney Dangerfield.

I have no problem with networks cutting to Joni Mitchell every time George Kittle makes a catch.

Charles Barkley: "I hate Skip Bayless so much sometimes I want to gain weight back so I could hate him with even more weight."

When I was in high school I got kicked out of the Glee club so I formed the Glum Club and never looked back.

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100% USDA Certified Maniac.

I have a mad crush on Iowa guard Gabbie Marshall. Sadly this will in all likelihood go unrequited due in large part to the 35 year discrepancy between me and her father.

RFK Jr redefines wormhole.

I'd appreciate it if we would retire the phrase "appreciate you."

I'd rather watch Norm Crosby debate Foster Brooks.

Cue the bad jokes, memes. and worse speculation.

networks are promoting the debate like it's an NFL game. I'm surprised Chris Collinsworth isn't the moderator.

If you buy a Tesla, you might just be a redneck.