this is actually me

just found out im considered the "Bitch" of Ashley HomeStore and the employees there are instructed "Not to hear my demands"

It’d be pretty sick if Ratatouille died

you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.

Go noles 😈

Finally.

Yo Wendy’s Why did you name it the Son of Baconator because this implies that the Baconator fucks

Caleb if you've had a Baconator, you understand the implication isn't needed

i shou;ld be allowed on the roof of any building

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

NEW: Workers at Chipotle in Lansing, Michigan are unionizing with Teamsters.

Namibia rejects Germany’s Support of the Genocidal Intent of the Racist Israeli State against Innocent Civilians in Gaza On Namibian soil, #Germany committed the first genocide of the 20th century in 1904-1908, in which tens of thousands of innocent Namibians died in the most

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

NEW: Neo-Nazis “find out” after they were seen waving Nazi flags from an overpass in Ohio, get confronted by a group of black residents who take their flag and burn it. Amazing 🔥 13 men, who fled the area in a U-Haul, were seen with covered faces, waving Nazi flags above the

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