me: *talking about the nodal axis*

my partner: the south node… that’s the caboodle of the dragon right?

😭

just wondering what my life would have looked like if my homoerotic-friendship teens and 20s had access to Chappell Roan instead of just I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

well mars in Aries brought me fever and awful headaches and that’s just a little too on the nose tbh

i finally figured out why the Featheringtons looked so familiar

seeing Blind Guardian live in one of my favorite cities fundamentally healed me

squares with malefics are like a stop light, squares with benefics are like a traffic circle

why does my stomach sound like a fuckin Nazgûl after dinner jfc

you know what I fuckin love? the bottom of a chip bag. I love shoving my grubby little goblin fingers into the corner and scooping up the salty broken crumbs. then waterfalling the rest into my gaping maw

I have discovered that I think justified text looks cool and I’m going to be insufferable about it

basmati rice eaten with coco aminos, soy sauce, sriracha, and salted peanuts. an absolute banger of a meal tbh