If your friends make it before you, tell them, "I'm happy for you. It's obvious that my cross is heavier than yours. I pray for a greater glory." 👑 🙏

What is your favorite music genre?

Guys, be honest. 😂 During a serious prayer session, pastor suddenly points at you and shouts: “YOU! Come out! Today we cast out your spiritual wife!!” 🔥 Then your eyes open… and you see her standing there looking like this... What would you do? 🤔😀

If I give a damn, I give a damn. No fake life. 😎

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Guys, be honest. 😄 If bedtime turns into a nightly fart battle royale, do you file for divorce… or just invest in a full hazmat suit and a gas detector. 🤔

🎬 Lights, camera… nightmare. Nightmare Lens brings cosmic horror to Hollywood. A cursed soundstage, a haunted camera lens, and a reality that won’t stay on script. Now on Kindle Unlimited! If it grips you, let others know with a review. amazon.com/dp/B0FMDTKCZW

And I read books on my phone too💀🤷‍♀️🤣

I went to get a simple government document today… Everything was going smoothly until the lady saw my name, “Joachim.” She said, “My ex’s name is Joachim… that guy showed me pepper. I can never forgive him.” And just like that… I became a victim of another man’s sins 😭💔

If you gave birth the day you joined Twitter… how old is your child now? Would he be a toddler, a teenager, or already giving you attitude and life advice? 😭😅

If you're married or in a relationship, comment, "Taken". If you're searching for a serious life-partner, comment, "Searching". If you have vowed to be single all your life, comment, "Single". 😄 😂

It's a delicious thing to write, to be no longer yourself but to move in an entire universe of your own creating. #FLAUBERT #writing Art Leonardo Di Aetherhart

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Does your family support your writing career? 🤔 #writingcommunity

The fastest thing on earth is time. Maybe only writers will understand.

What is your favorite Shakespeare's quote?

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE'S QUOTE "The lunatic, the lover, and the poet Are of imagination all compact... The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling, Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven; And as imagination bodies forth The forms of things unknown." #fyp

If you think you know English, define these terms: 1. Shakespeare 2. Shakespearean 3. Shakespeareology 4. Shakespearism 5. Shakespeareverse 6. Shakespearesynthesis 😄😂 #writingcommunity #shakespeare

What’s one saying from Jesus Christ that has stayed with you your whole life? 🤔 #writingcommunity