Always remember that Life is like EBA YOU WILL MAKE IT

ovulation should be reserved for married women.

One day, you’ll wake up, brush your teeth, take a bath, dress nicely, eat good food , step out of your house and go buy a car 🦄.

Attachment is the root of all misery.

Your girl earns well, steady salary and all… but you’re still funding her lifestyle. Bro you’re not her boyfriend, you’re her second income stream. 💀

Life so private… nobody even knows I’m related to Odumodu Blvck. 🌝

Good morning y’all. Sorry I couldn’t engage y’all since yesterday night 🥲.

Yes, don't spend or buy all that nonsense, be it: -chocolates -flowers -iphones -clothes -sneakers -restaurants -vacations Rather save that money & invest in improving your life. Even if sh£ shames you calling you "stingy", "broke", "caveman"...SO WHAT? 🌝

I can't quit🏃

Tell me a more disgusting network than Glo… I’ll wait 😑 Even their 4G feels like dial up from 2003. Signal so weak it needs CPR.

Repost and Drop your handle let's follow you 💛

Be 100% honest no filter 😂 Guys: What’s the sexiest outfit a girl can put on? Girls: What’s the hottest thing a guy can wear? Let’s gooo drop it in the replies 🔥

Congratulations to you both Let’s do more 🚀

Which kind fuck you like pass? Be honest 😂💦 1. Love fuck 2. Hate fuck 3. Sex-only fuck 4. Break-up fuck 5. Make-up fuck 6. Drunk fuck 7. Buddy fuck 8. Pity-fuck Drop your number, no dey cap 🌝

Repost this, if God is your first and last option!!

If you don’t like it, tell them. If you’re upset, tell them. If they’re wrong, let them know. If you disagree, speak your mind. Stop expecting people to read your mind. Learn to communicate how you feel. 65% of relationships fail due to poor communication.

If God has been good to you retweet this.