Oh hey crippling depression I missed you

Badger materialised out of the blackness like a horror movie monster

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name, so I called her Bluff

"It starts with" "One slice, a piece of pie, a double burger platter with a side of fry"

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

The Woody situation is crazy

Kira Yoshikage is a great villain. There's just something so compelling about a guy with the power to completely erase someone by blowing them up, but instead of using it for power or control, he uses it to fulfill his freak ass gooner fantasy of having a severed hand girlfriend

S K E L L Y "an erotic tryst gone wrong, a fetish become nightmare. Daniel Railman has found himself trapped in a maze not unlike Perseus of legend. Yet when Daniel looks mirror he sees neither hero nor bull, but the self-inflicted horns of shame."

You'll NEVER guess who I ran into today! . #invincible #markgrayson

He looks like a dictator giving an evil speech

Do you think she’s met mike and jay

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore

???

how did it take 8 months look how fast that guy is moving

It’s so the fighting types know where to punch them