On a softball diamond is *chef’s kiss* ….

Can't cope seeing one dog given to #thedoghouse and keeping the other one 😭

Just written an email that was incredibly satisfying in a justifiably pissy/righting wrongs/ Joe Lycett way.

Hi Data Energy! We have no heating & hot water but our system has full credit. Who should we contact?

I can categorically state that when I was a student, I drank precisely 0% wine. Something that is awash on #ConversationswithFriends

Thinking of adding "Internationally Tolerated" to my resumè #DragRaceAllStars7

Can anyone help with a good number to call for British Airways customer service help & actually speak to someone? Getting nowhere with DMs! #britishairways #ba

Sandro dressed appropriately as a full piping bag #gbbo

Will's cake representation of his first home in London is now on the market for £1.5 million #GBBO

Worked in Our Price as a student in the early 90s & they gave away promotional postcards for a new soap called 'Hollyoaks'. I kept all the Will Mellor ones 👀. Finally vindicated. #Strictly

Talking of things overstuffed with meat, Paul's shirt could do with reinforcing #GBBO

Rebs really hides her emotions well #GBBO

This week's showstoppers #GBBO

"Oh my god, I've got seepage"' #GBBO

Think it's time to curtail my Saturday night when I spend 10 minutes in tears looking at a YouTube video of a goldfish being nurtured back to life with antibiotics

We will face the tough challenges ahead together. You with your decreasing salary, rising energy bills and soaring mortgage rates and me with my £730million fortune. #RishiSunak

The UK right now

When you realise you don't know what the fuck to do with vegetable gelatine #GBBO

"THE CAHRAHNAHTION IS BACK ON!" #TheWindsors

I get nervous every time I see Kendall near a body of water 👀 #SuccessionHBO