Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

What does an educated owl say? Whom.

How many months have 28 days? All of them.

If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.

How can you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose shut.

What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh.

What do you get when mixing a tiger and a snowman? Frost Bite.

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cookoo cluck.

What do you call a cat that never comes when she is called? Im-puss-able.

What does the blonde make best for dinner? Reservations.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To the retail store.

How do cats buy things? From a cat-alogue!

Why did the moron climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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