I'd like to think inside your box.

I've got something you can take up the chain.

Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas? A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

I wanna fax you up.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.

After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

I'll try not to get any human resources on you.

1. Inflatable dart board 2. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. 3. A book on how to read 4. Solar-powered flashlight 5. Screen door on a submar

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Wanna give me a desk job?