What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? #oneliner #joke

If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages? #oneliner #joke

How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker. #DadJoke #Joke

Would a wingless fly be called a walk? #oneliner #joke

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato. #DadJoke #Joke

Me and my recliner - we go WAY back. #oneliner #joke

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny? #oneliner #joke

My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I think this could spell disaster. #DadJoke #Joke

I wonder, do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? #oneliner #joke

I don't really call for funerals that start before noon. I guess I'm just not a mourning person. #DadJoke #Joke

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? #oneliner #joke

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as '4s'? #oneliner #joke

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck. #DadJoke #Joke

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. I will do it tomorrow. #oneliner #joke

If people from Poland are called 'Poles,' why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes'? #oneliner #joke

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. #DadJoke #Joke

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? #oneliner #joke

What body of water is the most detail-oriented? The Pacific. #DadJoke #Joke

What's the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire. #DadJoke #Joke

Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on. #oneliner #joke