there’s nothing that i hate more than a failed nap attempt

February is for the dolls and every girl on the planet who has a big heart and loves the color pink and loves sweets and treats

free palestine and fuck ice

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

what did you just call him?

pedir uber e vir mulher eh como se um anjo estivesse vindo te buscar com as asas dele

If you don’t push your chair back in after getting up we might not get along

How can I make the Super Bowl about me

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

if you’re beautiful conversational & curious they’ll say you’re flirty #itsacurse

getting war flashbacks to last superbowl

little girls complimenting my hair and little boys complimenting my shoes 😎😎😎 #coolerthanacooler

Friday the 13th being the day right before Valentine’s Day is soooo sexy and me coded

It's Friday the 13th and I'm in love

i should be allowed to know everything. i can handle it

it is another night in girl world and i am high doing yoga

i go oo oo u go ah ah

i love love

two of my friends were matching so naturally i changed so we can be triplets