Why do the clocks have to go forward in the middle of the night, when we get absolutely no benefit from this? I mean would it do any harm to wait till the nearest Monday then just shove it forward an hour at about 3pm?

I bet he smells like the inside of a goalie glove the fat pig

Super proud xx

I mean c’mon how fab! So proud of my boy ⁦Sam ofFender - Sam Fender Tribute Band⁩ ⁦Sam Fender⁩ fb.watch/kRO9PS4scs/

The next best thing is coming to KU in just a few months ⚫️⚪️😉 Sam ofFender - Sam Fender Tribute Band is the ultimate tribute to Fender, one of the most exciting musicians to emerge from the UK in recent years, with a setlist that features all of Fender's biggest songs📣 🎫fatso.ma/XWYz

Here's what we have coming up with LOADS more to be announced! 🔥 We hope to see some of you up and down the UK!

Stand by my last tweet that ‘accidentally disappeared’ I was just out looking for some Duracell to regulate Alex turners tempo 😂 steve smith (only banter)

🆕 JUST ANNOUNCED // ON SALE Two triffic tributes, one great price, as we welcome Sam Offender and COURTBETWEENERS to #Hull for a night of indie rock and roll on Saturday 28 October. 🎟 book limited Early Bird £10 tickets via: bit.ly/SamCourtHull

Gotta admit it, one of my fave words 🫣

Just over a week to go until our SOLD OUT debut with COURTBETWEENERS

Sam Offender is the ultimate tribute to Sam Fender. Don't miss out on a setlist featuring all of Fender's biggest hits - here on Sat 07 Oct. Support from COURTBETWEENERS 😎 Grab your tickets 👉 amg-venues.com/O20e50PgVZx

Debut home town gig tonight Sam ofFender - Sam Fender Tribute Band 🙌🏻

Debut gig 🙌🏻🙌🏻

We have a little run of O2 Academy gigs later this year! Check below to see when and where we're playing! ✌️ See you there! Academy Events

Sam Offender is the ultimate tribute to Sam Fender. Don't miss out on a setlist featuring all of Fender's biggest hits - here on Sat 07 Oct. Support from COURTBETWEENERS 🎸 Grab your tickets 👉 amg-venues.com/c9QQ50POg2T

We’re off to O2 Academy Birmingham and we’re very excited. #keeeemon amg-venues.com/TeL950PP8SG O2 Academy Birmingham

If there was an award for being the worst at actually posting on here and just watching instead I’d deffo be in the top 3! #hellostranger #stillhere

Aww that’s it now, DAVE bloody GROHL wtf……

I'm a Crane Fly , Commonly known as a daddy-long-legs. I'm a harmless insect that sometimes feeds on nectar helping with pollination but mostly I don't eat anything Please enjoy my company as a bumble around because I only live for a couple of weeks. 😊