Halloween. Michael Myers don’t got no fucking PASSPORT. Taking my ass right to Europe for a year.

Some straight men really just hate the queer community and it has nothing to do with them being closeted. They’re just bigots, sometimes that’s all it is.

straight black men have zero interest in religion except the defense of sexual hierarchies they think put them above others. That’s it. The same demographic who will debate an obligation to feed a child that isn’t theirs doesn’t care about Jesus. They care about power & hierarchy

My weekend pending transactions getting ready to hit my account:

The next season of The Pitt should take place on Halloween. The doctors should be in costume the entire time. The major escalation mid-season should be the alien from The Thing infecting the hospital.

Conquest:

Not being able to find good food in Atlanta is a user error.

Y’all keep @ me about these crimes and I’m still not budging. Making blanket statements about “DC youth” is lazy, but most importantly it’s harmful. It fuels stereotyping, over policing, wrongful stops/arrests, and a general mistreatment of innocent Black kids.

Just off the dome I’d probably say 6 eggs

Ron Toliver Josh Hwang Lee Yeah sorry I don’t believe in locking up children for being annoying and irritating. That shit is lazy and reductive and overall has never been a deterrent. All you’re doing is feeding the prison pipeline

Wish yall could’ve tasted Portillos 10 years ago

young dro had no business doing all of that on "shoulder lean". what a truly fabulous song lmfao.

It's unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

lord i see what you have done for others

In the Pitt finale they revealed baby Jane Doe’s name is Aegon Targaryen

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Man I love invincible

People are really asking “why would The Odyssey commercial cast a legendary athlete who went on an epic quest for greatness and later reunited with his son before embarking on their next great journey together.” Media literacy is dead.