I was just thinking yesterday about how disgusting it is that guys don’t wash their hands.

Me to everyone at the grocery store. #coronavirus Chris D'Elia

I love talking to fellow plant lovers in the garden center. Even though they are mainly old people.

I need a extra source of income.

animal crossing has the potential to be like pokemon and sell plushies of all the villagers idk what are they waiting for

I’m bitches

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My animal crossing villager Maddie really had the audacity to ask me if she should move off my island today. I told that bitch no.

i think about this illustration by cécile dormeau a lot

Worked three hours today👍🏻tired of these shitty hours and paychecks. I’m just gonna start selling my plasma.

I’m tired of all the stores being closed.

How are you gonna stand here and tell me I made a quesadilla with no cheese in it and then proceed to show me a picture of a quesadilla that I didn’t even make.

Annnnddd I’m back to hating my body again 👍🏻

Just served someone a pepperoni flatbread that was cold in the middle because they decided to stand at the window and rush me....now I feel bad

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Want it to be Halloween already 🎃

taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history

And I’ll do it again 👻