I am: ⚪️ a man ⚪️ a woman 🔘 Cedric Diggory’s Father And that’s: 🔘 MY SON 🔘 MY BOOOOOOY

Off to Utica! the office

damn im bouta get fired

Sandra Bullock with Boy and Girl in Birdbox

My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.

Trying to get through a single #Thanksgiving dinner like...

Baby: Everyone from dirty dancing: Patrick Swayze:

Me after getting pulled over for speeding and leaving with a warning

You can tell who grew up with a dog and who didn’t by their personality I swear.

ghosts bumping into the bitches who bought their house

Hey curology knock it off I don’t want to use your shit. 2010 Justin Bieber already got me. youtu.be/-ycrbaXipHw

Ok fine. I’ll download TikTok. 🙄

I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t be embarrassed of your work uniform.

I was driving with my friend and put my ‘everyday’ playlist on... after 3 songs she says “damn bitch who hurt you?!”

2020: oh you thought I was done? Boom. A furniture store sells kids now.

all I want is someone that looks at me the way Mose looks at his scarecrow girlfriend