Jack Ryan is a real man.

But he does clang too much on tankers when he is supposed to be stealthy.

Tim Key’s 2 second performance in this is worthy of awards.

That is the hottest bath i have ever had

Think i have a real shot at being drafted in the top 5 #NFLdraft

Having made it to 1am to watch the NFL draft via a lot of Islay malt, i am now stuck in that zone where i want to sleep but i also want a pizza. If i order a pizza, i will be asleep within 180 seconds. If i don’t i will stay awake complaining i don’t have pizza for 3 hours.

Friday

Ballbag’s Saturday AM Bangers Playlist #3 Independent love Song - Scarlet She Said - Longpigs Set You Free - N-Trance Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden Fill your boots.

Football is much much better when teams take 2-3 minutes over throw ins. These 2 teams are barely taking 10 seconds. A nonsense.

I have tirned Arsenal off and am now watching Predator Badlands. That’s what it has come to.

Ballbag’s Saturday AM Bangers Playlist #4 Kickstart my Heart - Motley Crue Conga - Gloria Estefan, MSM Red Light Spells Danger - Billy Ocean Take It Off - The Donnas Talkin’ Bout a Revolution - Tracy Chapman Fill your boots.

Willock, Osula, Murphy. GALACTICOS #NUFC

Told you

I like islay whisky. It is salty danger.

Catch Me If You Can is a great idea but it is like a fucking hour too long. It’s gone on so long i couldn’t give a fuck if anyone is caught. Catch him/don’t catch him - just end this.

Not trying to tell Spielberg how to make films, but i genuinely wonder if he even considered putting Amy Adams in a bikini and then one of them just catching the other one and then stopping filming?

Had a dream The Empower from Star Wars delivered by Morrisons shopping. He had zero craic other than asking if my substitutes were ok, which in fairness they were.

I have added a shot of grenadine into my sambuca

The Chair Company is an absolute fucking delight. 90+ Sams.

Ballbag’s Saturday AM Bangers Playlist #5 No Fronts - Dog Eat Dog Nancy Boy - Placebo Pelican - The Maccabees Shilo - Neil Diamond Harder Than You Think - Public Enemy Fill your boots.