Hey Hallmark who the hell makes cards that state “place money here” inside the card without warning on the outside packaging.

Pretty crazy to think we’re only a year away from Full Moon Twenty One. Eh, Hawksley Workman ?

Hey Sony for an $800 system, I’d rather not receive a broken HDMI cord.

Okay Direct Energy US, you win this round of “hold” but I’m still switching my account to ATCO and not happy with your service, or the over $2000 in bills this past three months.

Was cleaning out some old photos are art, and stumbled upon this photo, I took in October of 2010, driving from Jasper AB to Sydney NS. We made the pilgrimage along the way. Hawksley Workman

Dang man. Herr Foods Inc. cheesies. Just. Dang man.

listening to Andrew W.K. ‘s new album, and the track No One to Know, and my goodness, it just reminded me of Hawksley Workman ‘s vocals so dang much! I guess there’s a reason people like what they like.

Arbutus Middle School does it again! Stunning rendition of Hawksley Workman ‘s Safe and Sound for #CBCMusicClass #yyj Greater Victoria School District youtu.be/qwutEt9Ai54

Hey Shaw Communications thanks for the heartfelt outreach, but maybe next time change your subject line from last year’s natural disaster.

🛸🌿ALIEN GRASS AGENDA🌿🛸 Beware the truth they don't want you to know! 🧐 Ancient aliens are using genetically modified grass to control our minds! 🤯 The deep state is covering up this mind-bending technology to keep us in the dark! 🕵️‍♀️ #GrassAliens #DeepStateCoverup #WakeUp🐑

🥛 Did you know? Milk isn't just a drink, it's a mind-controlling elixir crafted by the #DeepState! They're hiding the truth that MILK 🐄 is loaded with secret chemicals, turning us into obedient puppets 🤖! 🕵️‍♂️ Unleash the lactose lies and WAKE UP, sheeple! 🚫 #MilkMadness

Elmo heard whispers that strawberries are actually secret agents from the fruit world, spying on us all! 🍓🕵️‍♂️ They're gathering info on our favorite treats and sharing it back to the orchards! 🍎🌽 Stay berry vigilant, friends! #FruityConspiracy #StrawberrySpies 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️

We lost everything including our entire library of music and books to the Jasper Wildfire. Including my signed copy of Hawksley Workman burns for Isadora. 😭😭😭 can this get replaced somehow??

No way to feel old like seeing Hawksley Workman on Stingray Retro.