I find it hard to believe people are voting to keep Matt Hancock in #ImACelebrity but then I remember this is the same country that voted for Brexit, Boris Johnson, and Mrs Brown’s Boys as best comedy at the National Television Awards and realise I can actually totally believe it

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 lower retirement 🕯 age to 26 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

The baw’s burst again

18 million pound for a campaign on tips how to cut down costs?! I never thought of switching things off! #CostOfLivingCrises #CostOfLivingCrisis

Remember to recycle your pizza boxes It’s for the Greta good

Not ready to go back to normality tomorrow

The thought off returning to work tomorrow is sickening

Someone in Britain is currently the record holder for “most cups of tea consumed so far this year” and they don’t even know it.

"I wonder if you would have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?" #HappyValley

WTF 😬 #BGT #BGT2023 #BritainsGotTalent

Before the winner is announce! BGT IS A FIX!!!!! A man in a high viz fucking jacket aint talent!!!!! Embarrassing yet again from ITV #BGT2023 #BritainsGotTalent

Henry is finally getting off that stinky old bed to his new shark one! 🥳❄️

Going back to work after a break involves a few days of waiting to get back into the swing of things. Then eventually you remember you were never in the swing of things even before the break. There is no swing of things. The things remain unswinged.

“I like to think I’m a pretty laid-back person” *starts driving* “LOOK AT THIS IDIOT!!! WHAT IS HE DOING?!? JUST GO, MATE!!!”

“Sorry, is anyone sitting here?” Translation: Unless this thing on the seat next to you is actually a person who looks remarkably like a bag, I suggest you move it.

Why do you do this to us every bloody time, Scotland, WHY?! #UEFA #EURO2024 #SCOHUN

The hard truth x

So true 💔

so, as it turns out, i will happily watch just about any sport if it is women playing said sport

No one prepares you for losing your family pet 💔