What Bluenosers call their penis.

Any donations you make before October 25th will be matched by the Canadian government.

If I had focused more on my physical fitness in High School, and applied myself, I probably could have been a really great bully.

Cartoon for herald #HurricaneFiona

Make sure you know who your voting for, Vancouver. #vanpoli cbc.ca/news/canada/br…

A Sunday well spent. #lego #transformers

Most people are nice

Assume I’m on drugs.

The only aspects of aging I don’t appreciate are the growing existential dread of the impending nothingness that will follow my eventual death, and ear hair.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent your Saturday night writing a new D&D campaign while watching Manos: The Hands Of Fate?

Is there a proper way to fold a G-string?

There’s always that one guy at the Halloween party who dresses up as Santa Claus.

Happy Halloween, Dear Listeners! In our first #TFNPS Halloween Spooktacular, Lou abandons Paul MacPherson and I at a creepy cabin in the woods! Listen here: transformersnitpickers.podbean.com/e/desperate/

Elon Musk was never very good at Twitter.

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

"Hello everyone, I am noted billionaire spaceman-genius Elon Musk (not to be confused with USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke), and now that I own Twitter I’m banning people who make fun of me because I’m an enigmatic man of mystery." usatoday.com/story/opinion/…

Federal health officials urge people in Canada to wear face masks indoors ctvnews.ca/canada/federal…

From Zoë Schiffer and I, an account of one of the most chaotic days in Twitter’s history. We’re making it free for everyone to read because we think the whole story needs to be told. platformer.news/p/inside-the-t…

Rest in Piece Kevin Conroy 🕊️♥️ Thank you for all the childhood memories.

I haven't been active on this shit show of a platform for a while. If you need to reach me, search for johnsobey on Bluesky or Reddit.