After having written an upcoming MTP episode, I realize the most heart-wrenching stories I can read, are the ones I write myself. Listeners beware.

I play this game with the news I listen to: Am I listening to a story about the Ukraine/Russia conflict, or is it about a crazy person with firearms in the US. I’m wrong more often than you might suspect.

We sit with John S. Badger ⍟ from The Mercury Theatre Podcast to talk about the show, where it all comes from, and why it's important to spell-check your merch before you order samples. open.spotify.com/episode/54bhgW…

I don’t find women inferior to men, BUT… I do enjoy insulting snowflake men by referring to them as women because I know they can’t even deal.

The bane of my existence rn. I don’t play for over a year, and now this. Also, yes: I have tried the troubleshooting, but thanks for asking. Electronic Arts

It is really polite when someone has the courtesy to let you know they’re crazy, and they might just “let go of the wheel, and let god.”

As soon as an interestingish TikTok US incorporates an unnecessary, unspoken makeup tutorial: Swipe! That’s my experience anyway.

Our newest episode Time for Bed, Deuces just came out today! Listen to it wherever podcasts are found. Links in the comments ⬇️ #audiodrama #podcast #DogLover

I will sometimes come up with an idea for an episode of 🎭 MercuryTheatrePodcast 📻, and I get REALLY excited. Right now, I am REALLY excited to write an upcoming one.

While I’d LOVE to include stories of my cheating wife in my audio dramas, I’m disinclined to accept. North Carolina has a 12 month divorce process… #cheatingspouse #cheatingcaught

They say I’m pretty fly for a white guy. #tattoo #tattooart #fullsleeve #oldgods

If you’re making a travel video including cost of the trip- STOP FACTORING IN TRAVEL POINTS YOU USED! Geez!

I am convinced the only reason guys watch women on TikTok live, is in case they accidentally have a nip slip or something.

Yet another outlet to take my attention away. Follow me!

Check more of these out at atc.convos #pilothumor #pilots #atc

Have you heard our latest episode yet?! It’s out on all the podcast platforms for free! Spoilers: Evelyn died!#audiodrama #podcast #newepisode

Sometimes, all you have to do is tell them you’re not asking for a refund, but that the product wasn’t delivered. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve been writing the onboarding information for new guides, and it’s a lot of information I had no idea I had in this noggin that I made up due to necessity. #businessowner #onthefly

The ineptitude of people who refuse to write bios on their dating profiles AND who say they won’t message first is appalling, embarrassing, and abysmal #dating #datingapps #tinder

Dating is beyond terrible: the next girl who goes out with me will be my next wife.