All "solid" matter (including your tongue) is mostly comprised of empty space between electrons.

.Perdue Chicken please tell the knucklehead driving truck 337987 that in front of the CAT scale is not at an appropriate parking place! This is at the Love's in Lenoir City, Tennessee this morning. I sat for almost 5 minutes waiting on them to move.

.Pilot Flying J the Shell station/ Pilot fuel stop in Wikieup, AZ has signs prohibiting masks from 9:00pm-6:00am

.PopeyesChicken I would appreciate it if you would take a good look at the negative reviews on the store at 4202 S York St, Sioux City, IA 51106. The restaurant is dirty and smelly, and the employee I dealt with was extremely rude. I'm not the only one having this experience.

.Denny’s I saw the picture of the country fried steak dinner, and it looked good, so I ordered it as a breakfast. Imagine my disappointment when this sad little chunk of meat came out. This should be on a biscuit, not a plate.

Oh yeah, just got home!

I'm off for a long weekend & don't have to do NOTHING for 3½ days, except plan a superbowl party

Oh fuck this. I don't want to go to work. I'm not feelin it, not even a little bit.

@BlackTony_29 I'm Johnny, #bitch!

@BlackTony_29 you wish

I don't start shit with anyone, but when someone starts with me, I respond.

Chicago supposed to have snow right at rush hour, too.

@anybody76 Nope. I just followed a bunch of ppl with the same name as me.

"I must be humbling to suck on so many levels." Sheldon

4 ppl & 2 cats in a 950 Sq ft 2 BR apt & now she thinks we need a dog... #nope

If I didn't tell her "no" every couple months, our place would be a damn menagerie.

If Andy Kindler says something isn't funny, you just KNOW he's right! He's sort of Twitter's expert in the subject.

Caught your Letterman set. Laughed 4X, groaned twice, guffawed once. There was also a smattering of chuckles. Andy Kindler

Let's try to happy it up a bit today. While the replay is on Sirius 206 / XM 103 now, we'll do some giveaways.

I haven't understood anything since 1987. That was the last time I was like, "Okay, I understand how the world works" Ronnie B Quotes