True casino story. Had a lady at the casino wearing a “Twins Mom” t shirt. I said “You have twins, that is so cool.” She looked scared and said “How did you know that?” 😶

This seems totally normal

Living with joy lately, it feels wonderful and strange. Turns out being a grumpy old guy was a choice, glad I chose to turn away from it.

Blackbird must be pretty young not to remember that charity isn’t what MJ is most remembered for doing to children.

As much as I loved the 8-track tapes of my youth I can admit they’re not ever coming back.

Thank you Virginia

Can we get an update on this?

Interesting thread.

Every Republican on Twitter right now

Republicans could ban partisan gerrymandering tomorrow nationwide tomorrow. They lost a game they didn’t even need to play.

Hello police I need to report a murder

Trump: DON'T VOTE BY MAIL! MAGA: Okay. Trump: WHY IS IT ONLY DEMOCRATS VOTING BY MAIL!!! 🤣🤣🤣

16 hours with 38 likes. He’s toast.

I’ve gained 170 pounds since I was born

Have we tried tax breaks for billionaires?

My family knows I love weird kitchen gadgets so they got me this olive fork.

I don’t want the President killed. I want him safely in prison where he belongs.

8647 is not a threat on his life. Count me as one of the people proud to post it. 8647