Hell yeah, scored a new job at Hyperion, baby! Heard bad things, but how bad could it be?

Uh-huh, like, the Helios station ain't quite finished bein' built yet, so... there's, uh, floors missin' and stuff. The managers here are said to be shitty too but I ain't met 'em yet.

Okaaaaay, so everyone at this new job is a friggin' jerk. And my boss is a giant dickface. Pay's good though.

Dunno, man, it was either this programming gig or workin' as a farmer on Pandora, ain't much in the way of jobs around here an' I ain't the farming type! Thanks though, 'ppreciate the advice. You got any tips for surviving around Hyperion?

Pssh-yeah I do! Pay's too good here. I'm sure I'll be safe enough, just so long as I don't wander too far outside. My new office has all the floors intact at least...

The real reason Jack 'lives' in Helios is tax evasion.

Well, I might be HIS boss, someday! Gotta have that attitude around here. [Johnny goes a little quiet] I, erm, don't much talk about my family...

#borderlands I didn't notice his dumb dance my first playthrough?? He's wounded and uses energy for a little danceydance? Dumb clown. Smh.

Guess we’ll see, right? I mean, yeah totally! Can’t be that hard to rise up the corporate ladder… [He notices he probably bummed her out] Oh, shi- no it’s cool, just tryna have a new start at this company. Ya feel me?

Helios station sure is creepy at night.

❝Hold on to your butts!❞ 💻Company Man 💻#BorderlandsRP, Multi-Verse 💻Non/#LewdRP 💻Bi 💻Switch(Mostly Sub.) 💻Lit., Semi-Lit. 💻RP Only, 18+ 💻RT?