Every transaction is criminal

🚨 LMAO! Someone HECKLED President Trump at the Ford plant today, so he mouthed “F*** YOU” and flipped them the bird THAT’S the President Trump I know and love 🤣

What a time to be alive!! Pino Americano

The average lifespan is 77. Middle age isn't 50, it's 38.

“Just gonna hold throttle til I see God or the checkered flag” - Andy Jankowiak

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz

A man should have a place to fiddle with things.

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

what a privilege to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk and talk.

🤷‍♂️😂

if they’re lying to your face about things happening right now in real time with cameras everywhere and the internet at your fingertips imagine how bad the history books are

When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

How silly of me forgot how far i've come, just because i still have to go far

we ruined such a good thing

"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"

They say it takes 21 days to from a habit, but it took me 3 days of vacation to get used to not working