hi

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I just need a bad bitch that can sing Christmas carols

im so single I have no one to drunk text 😂

Men can’t even be comfortable anymore

Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 A thread. 1. The beginning

They have genuinely never been fucking worse

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock’s SNL bit when Donald Trump won in 2016 holds up still. I’m shocked this many people are shocked.

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

Been seeing a lot of negativity on my timeline so can everyone just put their favorite Wallace and Gromit bits under this post? Here’s an all time classic to start:

Who did it

Frank after consuming the other eyelashes

Angie by me❤️

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

Two dudes in 2003, unaware they were making a legendary song