Very useful article on trauma responses that are so common people think of them as normal: medium.com/kill-the-silen…

eating lunch with your idiot friend who thinks 'film noir' is french for deceased: "bro i'm starvinggg- this burrito bout to be film noir"

my sandwich, my banana

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot: The Death Grips Remixes

I know a guy who's so bitchmade it scares me. Terrifyingly bitchmade.

My followers average 4 grams of fiber per day

Why does this kind of read like a group chat

I did this bit first when I named my cat Keith Aaron

incredible karmic irony to reincarnate hitler as a jewish man in israel, but less so when he becomes prime minister

come thru tonight- we're gonna have some beers and some pizza and we're gonna get each other's goats

never had a man touch me on my bottom, but if i ever do, i sure hope it's a buddy. like a bit, i mean. a buddy doing a bit. a buddy of mine. or a buddy's buddy

Is there a Mrs. Hog?

hey guys im on this podcast and i WILL make you giggle

It’s insane how folks are saying I’m hog wild, but the thing is, I have no fear

i'm calling to cancel my subscription to Cigar Aficionado. this is the fourth time i've seen Antonio Banderas on the cover in the last twelve months and I think you're phoning it in. No. No, I don't think a free hat would change my mind. A free hat and backpack? Now we're talking

PART 2 OF THE PODCASTTT

just got in a really good mood thinking about austin powers by myself

"you ever think about how KISS is like... the Pepsi of rock and roll?" the man at the urinal beside me does not respond. a muffled cough comes from the shitter. a faucet runs.