Him: Wanna ride with me to run errands? Me:

don’t get me wrong, i love summer but is it halloween yet

i feel bad for people who can’t enjoy their own company 🤷🏼‍♀️

working from home obviously has its perks but my favorite is the ability to yell out loud when you receive a stupid email ♡

$75 for three bags of groceries is absurd

this is the best ad i've seen in a while 😭

just a little off the top

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

People with no character development scare me. Like how are you the same person you were 3 years ago with no growth or elevation of mindset?

is it me or have the sunsets been lacking a bit this summer

if you have pets & carpet i’m telling you, you neeeeed a carpet rake 😭 i vacuum every other day & am still amazed

A press conference announcing details of THE CAPTURE of Danelo Cavalcante is scheduled for 9:30am at the Po-Mar-Lin Fire company, 36 Firehouse Drive, Kennett Square, PA.

Boy math is how 5’10” measures 6’

i blame the gym’s mirrors for my body dysmorphia bc why do i look better in some vs others

Philly sports fans being the craziest fanbase -10000 🔒😭 (via Luke Arcaini)

apartment hunting is draining 🥲

hit a deer on my way to the gym after taking preworkout so now i’m itchy & sad

Nobody: Me:”Can you crack my back”

tell me how the flight i was looking at to visit family jumped $300 overnight 🥲