The NYT always provides a NLT translation of Trump's papyrus scrap speeches.

Imagine how poorly you have to run your state that starving people eating wildlife is a possibility. This is not only an insult to Haitian's but to the Sermon on the Mount.

Why do TRAD men get real specific with Bible commands to wives, yet gloss over the command to husbands: "Love your wives like Christ loved the church and gave his life for it." How about you men get crackin' on that plank first?

She did this…she didn’t do that…truth is, you can’t change a true believer.

Gloves off, Ukraine. You want to win this thing, you are going to have to do it with what you got. Time to be savage. You have got to cut off the head of the snake. Moscow or bust.

Honestly it’s seeing JD triumph in any capacity thats most viscerally upsetting to me personally - if you’re going to be a nasty thwarted overly online nerdling freak lavishly showered in totally unearned riches and attention you should have, at very least, been forced into STEM

Lots of reasons for the vote: Incumbents are unpopular! Biden had a low approval rating! Harris did this or didn't do that! Etc., etc. I don't quarrel with the analyses. But to understand is not to excuse. No excuse for the American people voting to make Trump president again.

"how could this have happened," we cried from our vacation home while our kids were barely affording groceries

Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.

One issue with Trump's cabinet is now that they are on the "inside," if they discover they were wrong about something in the government, they will never admit it.

Trump’s cabinet: “A band of druthers.”

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There are 5 things men can do to prolong their happiness that are way easier than advertised: 1. Quit smoking 2. Control your eating 3. Get regular colonoscopy - I didn't feel a thing. 4. Get a vasectomy - It took 20 minutes and 15 was draping. 5. Calisthenics- Relearn to move.

Life goal.

The flagellation of the Harris campaign should stop. No one was beating Trump with 100 days as a candidate.

Elon can't read other peoples emotions, how would he understand the depth of suffering he could cause from his folly in government?

Charlie Kirk - King of the Incels.

"In my entire life I've never found anything charming"

This signals the official end of Toyotathon