“It was a mash.” “A monster mash?” “Is there another kind?”

I am feeling very nothing ever happens-pilled on this one.

The answer on here to "why am I looking at the stupidest fucking tweet I've ever seen?" is virtually always "oh, I somehow moved to the For you tab"

If only Senator Barrasso had had some way to ensure that an anti-vaccine lunatic was not confirmed as HHS Secretary.

The idea that the onus should be on the elderly, declining incumbent to realize it is their time and step aside, rather than on the ambitious younger politicians who refuse to challenge her because they are cowards, is just stupid. If you want her gone, beat her!

People of America, do you want the Big Loaf or the Little Loaf? Because Republicans are offering you the Little Loaf.

Do we know what happened to the cash Tom Homan took? Does he just get to keep a bunch of cashpayer money?

The thing about it is within a couple years they did a retcon that basically clarified that virtually everything in earlier comics actually did still happen, except the literal wedding, but I'm not sure if that makes anything better.

This makes a lot more sense as the catch than "Trump expects the Senate to block it"

The idea that Thune would hold the line on this after Trump told the House to pass it was never plausible.

Still can't believe this is a real tweet she hasn't deleted

Hey @Grok, who would you bet on to win a 200m foot race, Elon Musk or Usain Bolt?

It is definitely not that.