Why were protesters urging people to vote 'uncommitted' when that's not an option on the PA ballot?

Oh come the fuck on, voters don't even know what the State Treasurer does. I assume McClelland won because her opponent's name is 'Bizzarro,' or because she was first on the ballot, or something.

I'm sorry, what? You never need to know both the day and the century???

Here's a Calvin & Hobbes/Shazam mash-up I originally wrote for MAD few years back. We ended up going a different direction. It may have been a little to 'sweet' for publication. 😋

Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish The Avengers have probably the most varied array of different kinds of asshole of any superhero team.

John  KANG: You think you're so different, playing dress-up as one of our enemies? Deep down, you know what you are, boy.

KANG: I'm nothing like you. I have sworn to defeat all the other Kangs, my sworn enemies!

KANG: *smirks*

KANG: ...goddammit.