πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile
πŸ˜ƒ

@johnlelway

πŸ˜ƒ

ID: 1281126808629452800

calendar_today09-07-2020 07:23:38

13,13K Tweet

190 Followers

251 Following

πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can somebody please grant me WH press credentials so I can go call him a fat pedophile to his face and do the jerk off motion when he opens his mouth to respond

πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This in itself is such an incriminating statement I need to take the next few weeks off work and just watch the collapse happen

πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I really really don’t want the chiefs to make the playoffs because that is simply too dangerous. But I would also relish the chance to end their season. I feel like winning a playoff game against them would wipe away 9 years of losing

πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is it bad ettiquette to call up a restaurant and ask for a recipe? I’ve been craving this Mexican restaurant I had in California when I was a kid and I’m tired of trying to recreate it from memory

πŸ˜ƒ (@johnlelway) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Broncos being 10-2 just reminds me there is no ecstasy in winning regular season football games. All those years in the basement id look at fans of 11-5 teams with jealousy even if they weren’t going to win the Super Bowl. But now I am here and the Super Bowl is all that matters