When he comes back from the bathroom and his phone is disabled for 70 years 🌚🌚

Nigga took a picture of him and his trophy, off his trophy.

Health is wealth take care of yourself if you eat trash you’ll feel like trash I’ll take 8

When the waiter says “tell me when to stop with the parmesan” x.com/BriaNorwood/st…

How I feel after 6 shots of patron on an empty stomach x.com/flickerhoney/s…

When he gives you a little money to spend on yourself

So my roommate saw me going to the library for the past couple of days and then said “so do you live at the library rn” like making fun of me. It was funny because she had a 2.9 gpa and she’s making fun of me for being a good student, people never fail to shock me

Memories that keep us going ❤️

Hello is Adam Baldwin single yet I would like to fuck the 1995 version of him