No lies detected

I had a dream I was with Daniel Craig at the airport & they came & upgraded him & not me & I was just stood there feeling pretty defeated tbh. 😂

Absolutely delighted to report that today’s eight mile walk is going to result in a shower dance later.

If you’re a runner and you’ve ever chafed your arse you’ll know exactly how to do the shower dance the second that the water hits the red bits!!!

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Toto Wolff on his way to get back the engine they gave to Mclaren

Sunrise from the summit of Beinn Ime (ben EEm), looking towards Ben More. Ben Lawers makes a cameo in the background.

VOTE TACTICALLY TOMORROW

Push aside about 1,000 Tory councillors, police and crime commissioners, and local Mayors.

Click now and type in your postcode

COUNTDOWN with me.
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Woke up after couple hours kip. Thought I'd check how things are going. I don't need to look any further.... 😂

Decades of criminality, corruption and political manipulation.

Murdoch is almost solely responsible for the inexorable decline of the UK in the last half century.

'For whatever reason he (multimillionaire twerp) just hasn't connected with voters'.

The Tories have ruined our country for over 14 years. Dragged us out of Europe, removing our rights and freedoms, without our consent.

It's not just smarmy Sunak. The entire party needs to go.

Vicky ✨ At the beginning of the year I decided that I needed to lose 8 Lbs. Only 10 Lbs to go 😅😅😱😱

Harriet 🎶 Enjoy

Sunak has bottled it again. And he'll bottle it again in the Autumn. We'll be told it will be Christmas, and he'll bottle it then. This election isn't happening until he runs out of road in January. The man has all the backbone of a blancmange.

So if you have about a million pounds spare to get an apartment in London here, you can use the sky pool....which looks incredible!
EdD procrastination at its finest this morning 🫣😂 #EdDday ...Right, back at it....👊🙌

Lovely day in East Anglia today🩷

Emily Kerr, 'If you look across Europe, most countries have proportional representation.. It's a fairer system which means each vote counts equally' Cllr Emily Kerr 💚

'At the moment, we're first past the post.. Elections are decided, whether it's local or national, based on swing…

A baby Robin on my shed!

'Is the prime minister really suggesting that we're heading for a hung parliament?'

justin webb asks minister Maria Caulfield, after Rishi Sunak claims Labour's nine-point lead in the local elections would leave them short of a majority in a general election.

#R4Today

I have come to the conclusion that there is not one serious politician in this government. Not one person in there, with the good of the country at heart. Not one.