Charles III, Rex-Imperator, Fidei Defensor and Scourge of the Nonces

shoulders are too extended. makes his head look small

“At Palantir, we are on the side of the average American…”— says the guy who rakes in billions of taxpayer dollars to help ICE raid homes, build AI kill chains for the Pentagon, enable predictive policing for cops, and turn public data into tracking infrastructure.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

NYC is a city of immigrants and has been since New Amsterdam. The idea that “native” New Yorkers have a greater claim on its governance and destiny is farcical. Run solely by and for its "natives", it've likelier ended up a maritime backwater than a center of world commerce.

Honestly, RFK fleeing the scene like it was Ebola is even funnier than Trump being his usual sociopathic self.

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

This is what "getting your ass kicked" looks like. And this is through October with a refreshed Model Y and the new 3-row Model "YL". $TSLA

Even some True Believers™ of the Branch Elonian™ cult appear to be struggling with The Realization™ that it might've actually been a bad idea to mortgage $TSLA's future just to keep the music playing long enough for their part-time Pretengineer™ TechnoKing™ to cash out.

I'm old enough to remember when the Cybertruck was going to be Tesla's best-selling product of all time. $TSLA $TSLAQ

“I've never seen the tech landscape shift so dramatically in my career. AI is literally reinventing the rulebook as we speak. We aren’t just building software anymore; we are architecting the soul of the next century.” - Kyle, 22, Business Development Associate at DocuSign

"When I started in financial journalism, I assumed that the point of financial markets was to allocate capital to real-world economic uses, and by now I know that the point of financial markets is to create fun opportunities for gambling. What changed my mind was crypto"

Ski slope where his nasal cavity should be

2000AD Comics: “Let’s do a transparent parody of fascism and take it to such a comical extreme that no one could possibly misunderstand it.” DHS chuds: “That’s literally me.” We’re LITERALLY beyond parody at this point…