The person who added the music to this Was spot on 😂😂😂

Does anyone have any recommendations of reading material for a new Primary Headteacher?

I don’t know who is winning all these euro millions jackpots. But it’s not me, and quite frankly I am just sick of it. BBC News (UK) here’s some news for you seeing as you’re doing stories about Wiltshire parents taking holidays in term time

I have had quite enough of horseflies.

I am tired. But I’ve had a great day. Yesterday was half decent too. We’re teaching till the end, had loads of positive comments about polite pupils, seen some great learning, smiled & laughed with children & staff.

London tomorrow to see some pals. Got my flat cap and I love whippets t shirt. Looking forward to chatting to new friends I intend to make on that fancy under the ground railway they have down there.Everyone like cheese butties? I’ll bring a few to share

Cards Against Humanity is just fantastic.

I'll never run a school that promises 0 exclusions or suspensions, & never set a target to reduce them. The aim is safe, secure schools with great behaviour. I hope that the need for exclusions hence reduces but we will never succumb to pressure to artificially lower them.

Voltarol has become my best friend

School DSLs, are you on duty all summer to keep in with the 'adequate and appropriate ' arrangements for KCSIE? Or do you have a rota or other? #edutwitter #safeguarding #worklifebalance HeadteacherChat Secret Headteacher Chris Dyson FCCT Vic Goddard

Anyone remember that Harry Enfield sketch…”women! Know your limits”. Well this should be titled “Men! Shut up about things you don’t know about”. It is quite a challenging read, and he doubles down in some parts too.

Anyone tried going to a bank to deposit real life money recently? Trying to find one that’s not a coffee shop or a place that does bottomless brunch is a task in itself.

Went to the cheap shop that has the occasional luxury product. This week, Voss water. Which apparently is much sought-after and isn’t cheap. Tasted like water, but came in a lovely glass bottle, so way I see it less plastic knocking about.

Went in the elf’s room to collect some plates, mugs, cutlery, a selection of condiments, salt grinder, vimto, Sarsons vinegar, empty crisp packets, 2 remotes. We’ve had words. Rinse and repeat ready for the exact same conversation to take place next Saturday

I do like yoga but I also find some of the conversations forced upon me difficult… I really felt that shavasana - 🤷‍♂️ Make your breath resonate across the universe - 🤦‍♂️ An easy one now back bend into crab - 😖 Sound bowl meditation later - 🙈