“It’s not the dreams that are the problem. It’s the waking up...”

So excited to have started my new career today!!! #IWorkForComcast

We are the champions!!!!

I think I had a wet nightmare last night. Is that possible?

I loved the @JamieHudsonNBCS cutout in the crowd! #RipCity #MissinModa

I’d say it’s pretty fucked that over 200,000 of us in Portland have been without power since Friday and Portland General can’t even give us a time table. I get it’s hectic and thank you to the lines man but we are freezing with no heat! Please update us!!!

Photobomb #PokemonGo

Happiest of birthdays to my favorite player ever Meyers Leonard

Is it just me or are the Portland Trail Blazers the only team that doesn’t try to improve their roster ever?!? Get Blevins off our roster and give us someone you morons.

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Stunna Girl “rotation” is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard!!! Someone at EA got that “Capri sun” dripped on their dick to die that song to be in there.

How the fuck is Joe Biden gonna trade an arms dealer for a WNBA player that brought an illegal substance to a different country!?Seems pretty fucked up that a pro athlete is more important than an arms dealer. Never thought I’d say Trump was better #BidenWorstPresidentInHistory

#KevinDurantIsATitleSeekingBitch

If you’ve ever been to a Portland Winterhawks game then chances are you got a “Free High Five” from this guy!!! #OwnItHawks #LetsGoHawks #Playoffs

Took my friend to see Pauly Shore last night at the Helium Comedy Club. She painted a picture of him in high school and after a minute of convincing she went to the stage and gave him the painting. Made that girls year!!! Thank you for a great show weasel!

?!?! Then gtfoh!!! #LaMarcus2.0

Some brave guys decided to rally streak at the Portland Pickles game Thursday. Too bad the rally didn’t work but the crowd loved these guys! #picklestreakers #bangbang #portlandpickles

The stud finder works!!! #studfinder #impressedmuch #uwish