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John Carroll

@johncseattle

Fintwit, Progressive. More showtunes and golden girls memes, please. 🌈

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calendar_today05-10-2012 05:31:20

130 Tweets

161 Followers

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Iman Jalali(@Stealx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unbelievable

A Russian submarine commander was assassinated on his run yesterday

He was posting his workouts on Strava!

One of the people who liked the posts, was the Chief of Intelligence of Ukraine

Unbelievable A Russian submarine commander was assassinated on his run yesterday He was posting his workouts on Strava! One of the people who liked the posts, was the Chief of Intelligence of Ukraine
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John Carroll(@johncseattle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey @xfinitymobile I am a long term satisfied Xfinity customer. But my experience with your mobile service has been awful. I have had a basic customer service issue that has taken 3 months and over 3 hours on the phone (most of it wait time) to resolve. Help!

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Ricky Gervais(@rickygervais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story. Anyway, here's a cat.
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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen(@NoLieWithBTC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The GOP tax scam:
Total cost: $5.5 trillion
Net cost: $1.5 trillion

The media reported it as only costing $1.5 trillion.

The Build Back Better Act:
Total cost: $3.5 trillion
Net cost: $0

Yet the media is reporting it as costing $3.5 trillion.

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Chris Hladczuk(@chrishlad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you use it right, Google is the most powerful tool in the world.

But the truth is most people suck at it.

Here are 8 Googling tips that you probably don't know👇

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James Fell(@BodyForWife) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today in history, 1975, decorated Vietnam Veteran Leonard Matlovich appeared on the cover of TIME to protest his discharge from the military for being gay. His tombstone reads “When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.”

Today in history, 1975, decorated Vietnam Veteran Leonard Matlovich appeared on the cover of @TIME to protest his discharge from the military for being gay. His tombstone reads “When I was in the military, they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.”
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Paul Rudnick(@PaulRudnickNY) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hope Hicks is creating Trump's 'communications strategy.' Here she is with fellow gang members after being arraigned for selling eye makeup and sleeveless dresses from the back of a truck outside Fox News. All have lower back tattoos of Hannity and asked to see the manager

Hope Hicks is creating Trump's 'communications strategy.' Here she is with fellow gang members after being arraigned for selling eye makeup and sleeveless dresses from the back of a truck outside Fox News. All have lower back tattoos of Hannity and asked to see the manager
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Andria Cheng(@AndriaCheng) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Worldwide Barbie sales slump 12% in 2Q, spurring parent Mattel to be biggest S&P 500 decliner. on.mktw.net/12Vw0nO $MAT Monster High

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Horace(@horseknuckle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I need IT people to stop acting so fucking awkward, speak English and not geek, and quit acting indispensable.

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