cool idea. we could execute a restricted set of bytecode instructions for operating on objects stored by the server. i propose the following instruction set: - GET - HEAD - PUT - POST - DELETE - CONNECT - OPTIONS - PATCH

broke: getting swept up in your thought-stream woke: mindfully observing your thought-stream bespoke: engineering a better thought-stream

figuring out you can just build things

How are you even supposed to store luggage?

not accepting poor-quality copper

New Christian metal band name just dropped: lamb of the deeps.

Parables coming next

When the thing on your wishlist didn't have any sales at all this weekend

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: I love cows. I’ve never met a person that didn’t love cows. Cows may be the most universally loved animal on earth.

Greatest achievement is "retiring" my wife

convenient to use? again, no

POV: you talk to your customers

When we try to use the Romeo and Juliette death pods together, but hers goes ahead while I spend an extra hour waiting for mine to reboot and apply the critical update to patch a CVE.

I can't report an account George strait for impersonating George Strait because I can't get the real account to show up in the search results (limited to 10?, does not accept exact match, not sorted by follower count, verified or anything). Nikita Bier pls fix

Actually pkgwarden.com solves this for corporate environments. No stray malicious packages can destroy your company if they are gated

My silly prompt injection in my LinkedIn bio actually worked

Can’t put my finger on it but something off about this Seder plate

If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.

A newborn sperm whale can’t swim. It starts sinking the second it’s born. If nobody pushes it to the surface, it drowns in mile-deep water. On July 8, 2023, a sperm whale named Rounder went into labor off the coast of Dominica. Researchers from Project CETI, a $33 million AI

Feeling grateful not to be a slave in Egypt. Chag sameach everybody!