It's a Wonderful Life is about circumstance, selfish townsfolk, and eventually even God himself conspiring to prevent an overly generous man from ever leaving the town where he was born.

Went with a girl to see Mulholland Drive at a movie theater, and after we took our seats she leaned over to me and said, "you know this isn't a date, right?"

In the 80s this was an implicitly left-wing masculine archetype which resonated as authentic. But at some point the left sided with "Heineken drinking college boys" and against this guy.

An entire generation of e-girls, failed.

Can't let four more years of Trump stop me from doing the revolutionary praxis of complaining about Democrats on the internet.

Broke: Green Party voter chastising you for voting Democratic Woke: e-girl radicalized into Maoism via Chinese Instagram publicly shaming you for being a class traitor

We pray to Trump in this house.

American morons have done to the First Amendment what they've done to the Second, and just like there are too many guns to count, there are now too many slurs to keep track of. I'm confused.

High school bully joins the army and uses the threat of the Second Amendment to move into my home and scare my children, and when I bring up the Third Amendment, he uses the First Amendment to mock me for being a "f-word s-word k-slur n-slur f-slur c-word."

Andrew Cuomo, looking more and more like a movie monster, coming back for one last scare.

Is there any evidence Andrew Cuomo doesn't sleep in a coffin?

Edgelord to liberal is the best political pipeline.

Undecaying corpse of Charlie Kirk to be prominently displayed full time in the new White House ballroom

The footage of the burning wooden Melina Trump statue in Slovenia has been scrubbed from YouTube.

Any real member of the Intellectual Right will tell you that now is the time to endorse right wing violence, to balance the scales.

Congratulations on Taylor Swift for losing her virginity at the age of 35.

Daycares are the drones of 2025.